We left Miami and arrived to LA, loaded with big deal of impressions and conclusions. Now it’s changing. I mean, really the two states are SO different. In Australia you don’t see such a striking difference between states and cities, even distant ones. Here, in US, they are like totally different countries.
Miami, Orlando (Florida)
“Love & Hate” experience. Florida made our mood bouncing from excitement to sadness and back… all the time. And the mistake was to judge entire country accordingly.
Ok, step by step…
First, we were SHOCKED to see that majority of cars on the reads are huge SUVs! We rented a small Chevrolet Cobalt and felt like we’re in gas-guzzling hell. Oh yeah, those people really need more oil. I mean a LOT more oil. And the sad part is that it’s always 1 (one, uno) person in each car – they buy freaking monsters for everyday commuting! All this carelessness grows, en-masse, along with economic downturn and never-ending oil wars, let alone global warming and pollution. Why bother, when you can comfort your precious patooties in a 4-6lt drive-train and hit local MacDonalds (drive-trough, of course) for your own part of American Dream – Big Mac, chips and coke – all separately packed and complimented with plastic tools. Who the fuck cares about environment here?! I know there’s black and white and grey, but we happened to see a little too much black in FL.
Oh, and here’s our white car:

Chevrolet Cobalt. 2-door. 30MPG.
Then, streets are not as clean and nice as they are in Sydney. They are not too bad, but oh-so-famous “American roads” are nothing to drool for. In fact roads there suck. Big time. Signs, markings and surface dated almost everywhere. You can literally feel that the US budget is limited.
Customer service is mostly poor. Hotels, cafes, tours, etc. – all of them. Sometimes you feel OK, sometimes you’re left neglected, but would still get a handsome “18% gratitude” added to your bill.
Food is another “problem” here, for us vegetarians anyway. It gets worse in Orlando or in between Miami and Orlando.
Driving is a little stressful. It’s not India or Kyrgyzstan, but it’s not Australia either. Americans have to learn how to be nice on the road.
Disney World is huge, but its “popularity” ruins the magic. How about standing in line for 30 minutes for a 1 minute ride? Hoards of people, high prices and junk food built and image of ‘stables’ in our minds.
on the other hand…
Monkey Jungle is a cool place – small, cozy and relaxing. Monkeys are hanging out in the forest while you walk through a “cage”. You can put raising into small plates that hang on little chains and monkeys pull those plates to take raisins. Inverted zoo, if you will, but it feels so much better than the traditional zoo.
Butterfly World is amazing! It’s a magical place… Matthew had butterflies sitting on his finger in no time and was really thrilled. No ride at Disney World could compete with THAT feeling.
The beach
at Miami Beach is pretty nice, clean and well-organized. Water is a little cold, but OK. We managed to squeeze a few hours to “touch the sand”, rented a “gazebo” and some food from Ritz Hotel enjoyed every single moment there.
Children’s Museum is the #1 attraction we’ve seen in US so far. It’s not a playground and not a museum. It’s both, in one. Matt did groceries, visited a dentist, learned about Jazz, deposited money to the bank, loaded a ship and more, and more, and more.
The conference was a success. Great people, new friends, exciting opportunities. It just couldn’t be any better.
Los Angeles (California)
… is different.
Yeah, it really is very different and we like it much, much more than Florida. Still doesn’t beat Sydney though (or maybe it’s our bias).
Toyota Prius is VERY popular and you generally see lots of smaller cars, which is great. We rented a Prius for a few days too and now love the car. Thumbs up to Toyota!
There’s no city. I mean LA is by all means a huge metropolis, but not that much a city. There’s no proper ‘center’, no architectural flow, no special style. It’s just a humongous heap of EVERYTHING. Small building, large building, tiny building, all mixed and spread.
If I were to name the single best reason to live in LA, I name the “Whole-foods Market“, which is a local chain of food-stores selling strictly organic products. Organic dog-food, vegan chicken breasts, organic wine, shampoo and even recyclable shoes. Hip? You’ll like it. We love it.
Hollywood is fake.
We love The Promenade in Santa Monica for the buskers-performers who manage to surprise and impress us every week.
Santa Barbara is a neat little town with a couple of nice streets. Not much more than that. Fells like Windsor to me (part of Sydney).
Beverly Hills is expensive, pretentious and millionaire-y. Nice place to walk though.
The Grove at Farmers Market
could be a little bigger, but is still a very romantic place.
Getty Center is phenomenal! That’s what American Dream should have been – build a beautiful inspiring villa, fill it with artwork and share with people.
OK, ok, ok I’ll slow down for now. It looks like shorter but more frequent posts would work better.
So far, we like America – it has everything – opportunities, beggars, millionaires, crappy roads, good food, junk food, bad suburbs, good suburbs, mustangs, priuses, you name it. We’re not staying, but we’ll be frequent guests for sure.
Miami and LA pics:
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Orlando. Disney World.
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Miami. Butterfly World.
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Miami. Australians.
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Miami. Buying groceries in Children’s Museum
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Miami. Time to pay.
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Miami. Matthew The Firefighter
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Miami. Serious business – Matt is loading containers to a ferry.
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Orlando. No matter what we did we just couldn’t squash that coconuts.
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Miami. Fun time!
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Miami. Burying himself…
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Miami. Now THAT is how you relax on a beach. Miami Beach.
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Miami. See that 3 warriors checking out their… swords.
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Miami. White Mermaid.
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Miami. Happy Julie, happy Matt.
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Miami. Chevrolet Cobalt. 2-door. 30MPG.
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LA. Night life.
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LA. The Promenade at Santa Monica
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LA. Early in the morning…
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LA. Rodeo Drive, Beverly Hills.
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LA. Just bought a guitar in the LA’s largest and most popular guitar store. Julia is standing on hand-prints of rock stars.
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LA. Santa Barbara. Pier.
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LA. Santa Barbara.
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LA. Santa Barbara. Old and new vehicles. I bet Porsche has more powerful engine.
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LA. Mom and dad.
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LA. Flower salad.
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LA. Matt loves his granddad.
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Tiggerrrrr!